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PostSubject: Things Edward Would Never Say   Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:16 am

1. I'd go gay for Mike Newton.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:02 am

... ... ... Shocked Razz

2. Who wants Bella when you can have Rosalie!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:36 am

Poor Bella..and poor Edward when Emmett finds out that he said that Razz

3. Bella dearest you really should start wearing a push-up bra. I mean if the girls get any lower people are going to start thinking they're nuts.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Sat May 24, 2008 1:51 pm

4. Ohhh werewolfs are HOT!
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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Tue May 27, 2008 12:42 am

Haha

5. *while wearing a cowboy hat* Hey Bella, save a horse ride a cowboy

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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:03 am

*choke* .. .. ..

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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:40 am

6. Jessica i love you so much more then bella
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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:29 pm

7. Fasten your seat belt Bella, it's going to be a bumpy night.

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PostSubject: Re: Things Edward Would Never Say   Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:42 am

1.OH BELLA MY DEAREST WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AND EATEN BY THE VOTARI I WONT
BELLA: SCREW YOU EDWARD
EDWARD: LOVE YOU TO
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