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PostSubject: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sun May 04, 2008 7:13 am

This is a simple yet fun game.
I ask a stupid question like "Why do the monkeys keep stealing my bed.
and you give me s stupid answer like "Because the dust bunnies took a holiday"

You get the gist

I shall start ^_^

Why is the fridge yallow?

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sun May 04, 2008 8:58 am

Because the microwave was already red.

Why is there an evil monkey in closet?

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sun May 04, 2008 9:04 am

Because the magnets didnt like the coathangers.

Why are the spotty elephants under the dining table?

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sun May 04, 2008 10:47 am

Because the really short clown with the big feet's clown car was in the shop. He was going to the dining table, needed a way to get there, and rode the elephants. Yes, ALL of them. He's quite a talented clown.


Why is the chicken wearing a cowboy hat and purple silk boxers?

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sun May 11, 2008 6:01 am

Because the cap and the g-string were on a date at the dry cleaners

Why is the mouse not moving??

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 pm

because the lights were off.

why did the light tun off?

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid question, Stupid answer   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:55 am

Because the power cord wanted the mouse to stop moving

Why is Elmo holding the power cord?

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