Kiss of Crimson
Mistress of the CCAA Assassins Guild
 Number of posts : 323
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast
Registration date : 2008-03-31
 |  Subject: Things Carlisle Would Never Say  Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:38 am | |
| 1. Esme, where did you put my leather pants? | |
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Midnight Liar
Admin, Poisons Master and Head of the CC FBI
Number of posts : 806
Age : 33
Location : I'm not sure, but it's dark in here...
Humor : Men are the reason that women invented poisons
Registration date : 2008-03-30
| | Subject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say Sun May 25, 2008 9:40 am | |
| 2. So when is that bitch gonna pay off all her medical bills? | |
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Kiss of Crimson
Mistress of the CCAA Assassins Guild
Number of posts : 323
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say Tue May 27, 2008 12:52 am | |
| Haha nice
3. I'm really a woman.
Esme: So that explains it. | |
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Tanned Vamp
Reading New Moon
Number of posts : 72
Age : 30
Location : Living life on the banana boat
Registration date : 2008-07-05
| | Subject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:34 am | |
| 4. soooo when do we get to eat bella | |
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Kiss of Crimson
Mistress of the CCAA Assassins Guild
Number of posts : 323
Age : 38
Location : At a Shopaholics Anonymous meeting with Alice
Humor : That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:37 pm | |
| Esme: Soon dear, very soon.
5. (to some random nurse at the hospital) If you'll just follow me to my office I'll give you the best full body exam you've ever had. | |
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Tanned Vamp
Reading New Moon
Number of posts : 72
Age : 30
Location : Living life on the banana boat
Registration date : 2008-07-05
| | Subject: Re: Things Carlisle Would Never Say Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:23 am | |
| *blink  blink* | |
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